I might start with some Brian K. Vaughan — because he's a great writer, and because a lot of his best stuff is self-contained.

Jackie Jormp-Jomp: Idol Mentor
Did Jackie Jormp-Jomp give up when those vampires attacked Woodstocks?

Ha!
Amelie -

Fortunately…
…Apple is about to release just thing thing for you.

I will never, ever…
…give it up for Rush Limbaugh.

The best thing…
…in a great hour of television was inside the big truck, the dolly from one end to the other. For a second there, it felt like we were back on Serenity.

Old Filmmakers
First of all: you don't get to say "aside from Godfather I & II and The Conversation." That's like saying "aside from freeing the slaves and preserving the Union, Lincoln was an average president." If he'd never made any of those — if his entire oeuvre consisted of Apocalypse Now, Rumble Fish, Tucker,…

That Picture!
That photo of Leno laying down in front of those kids, just thinking he's so fucking precious… ugh! UGH! The single most cringe-worthy pop culture artifact in history.

Hi Def
The "what they look like in hi def" shots were classic. I think Alec Baldwin's was from Malice.

Cooke's Parker?
I'm curious if that made the shortlist.

Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
George doing Larry's "pretty, pretty, pretty good" was the moment for me. An inside joke inside an inside joke inside an inside joke. A comedy Turducken.

Picking Winners & Ousting Robin
Seems clear to me that Top Chef's judging is a little more calculating than they suggest — and that's not a bad thing.