Except when he's wearing alligator.

The ones who really care? The "journalists" who would rather cover something like this than economics, foreign policy, homeland security, health care, immigration, or any of the other issues that are just too HARD.

Down, Mojo! Down, boy!

And it was his best friend, and it saved his life, but it had rabies.

Comment count, is my guess. It's all about the ratings, baby.

Bacon made from beef just isn't as good.

second the lower-case zing. *golf clap*

What's so great about wildebeests, anyway? They killled the Lion King's father! Wasn't he Aslan? Yes! Wildebeests are Jewish!

The settlement
Yoko doesn't need the money. She's really just holding out for a spot in the band.

Did you ever listen to her Double Fantasy album with whatsisname? Almost half of those songs are not terrible.

And when it is her turn, she can throw him.

My wife likes Cats & Dogs very much. I, on the other hand, have often ignored Valentine's Day and other days on which romantic gstures are apparently mandatory (um, doesn't the mandatoriness kinda kill the sincerity of the gesture? Just askin'). It is possible that rom-coms fill some void that I do not. Maybe.

Sure, but most of us won't consciously acknowledge that to ourselves, much less to outsiders.

Not so much the mythological medusa, but I'll agree that it is a veiled homage to an obscure Marvel Comics character who was named in reference TO the mythological character. So, nerdiness squared.

Family Resemblance
Love how these people are all supposedly related, but look nothing at all like each other — except, of course, they are Black.

Isn't "evangelistic atheist" an oxymoron?

Or when they have Onstar. it's really not that big a deal anymore.

Sexy underwear, or tighty-whiteys with a skidmark?

If Barak Obama doesn't win, maybe he can play the role of JFK's corpse. Apparently, there's a resemblance.

Snowjunkie, you must be new here. ZoMoFo is a fixture here, he never qualifies or backs down from his opinions, and his keyboard is always capslocked. We learn to deal, and some of us learn to enjoy it as a kind of punk performance art.