If she wasn't 18 yet, then a lotta people need to get those pictures off their hard-drives.

They can even do nude scenes with old people — like Jack Nicholson.

But see, Christian parenting means you teach abstinence only. You don't teach about birth control, because that only encourages sex.

Of course. Gender identification issues are ALWAYS funny! Look at the comedy gold in "Boys Don't Cry."

"see above" will be editing the comment boards into a Pulitzer prize-winning collection, and posts like Penguins just make his job harder. Please, people: make it pithy and insightful or GO HOME.

Amelie never seems to like anything.

Gosh, life would be SO much better if you had the power to delete all the posts you are not interested in. After all, if they do not interest you, then they cannot POSSIBLY interest anybody else. Ever.

Because I took the substitute out back, where I'm getting her pregnant.

Hmm. And what is that show like? I see. And how DID you feel about your mother?

First block is to firsties as bald is to hair color.

The gaping holes in the script are thus explained by the fact that he occasionally looked at the drafts.

In fact, they should just dump the whole concept of titles, and instead issue films numbers. It would save us all a lot of trouble if the title of the movie were a grade, on a scale of 1-100, telling us in advance just how good (or bad) a movie is.

Well, he did get rich doing it. I'd say he's an entrepreneurial sociopath.

You pave paradise and put up a parking lot.

I'm protestant, so I got no problem with mocking the Papists. Moreover, I got no problem with mocking MY religion, either. Mock away. I wouldn't dish it out if I couldn't take it.

Huh. Sounds like he needs some of this spam I've been getting. Then he'll be stoppin' with the floppin'.

So which one is the gay teletubby again?

It really wasn't a joke, but thanks for trying to explain, anyway. Saying it again, but in all caps, is bound to make it clearer — especially for foreigners who don't understand English very well.

Hey, but at least you successfully first-blocked.

Um, are you sure that does not happen here?