It pays to learn the lyrics to sing along with Shane.

I thought this Coachella poster was an eye chart, so I covered my left eye and tried to read it. AlI know for sure is that The Stone Roses, Blur, Phoenix, and The Red Hot Chili Peppers are going to be there.

I don't think that even a dogwood want to curl up in Barbara Walters lap.

I don't think that even a dogwood want to curl up in Barbara Walters lap.

Noel is angry… and shocked at the price of "Full Service" gas at the iconic Jack Colker Union 76 Gas Station in Beverly Hills, California.

Noel is angry… and shocked at the price of "Full Service" gas at the iconic Jack Colker Union 76 Gas Station in Beverly Hills, California.

God rest the souls of that poor family… and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

God rest the souls of that poor family… and pussy's half price for the next 15 minutes.

“Clod and Balmy, Clod and Balmy,
They’re gentle as rain, but strong as salami…”

“Clod and Balmy, Clod and Balmy,
They’re gentle as rain, but strong as salami…”

Long after the show had ceased production but was still being seen in syndicated reruns, a fundamentalist religious group in Ohio claimed that the show's famous theme song was "satanic".

Long after the show had ceased production but was still being seen in syndicated reruns, a fundamentalist religious group in Ohio claimed that the show's famous theme song was "satanic".

Why did Sammy Hagar stick his c**k in a jar of Guy Fieri's BBQ sauce? 
Lots of BBQ sauce fans in the crowd tonight. Good to see. Sauce enthusiast.
For those… to repeat… for those whose ears are encrusted with venereal disease: Why did Sammy Hagar stick his c**k in a jar of Guy Fieri's BBQ sauce?
Well……the two men have…

Why did Sammy Hagar stick his c**k in a jar of Guy Fieri's BBQ sauce? 
Lots of BBQ sauce fans in the crowd tonight. Good to see. Sauce enthusiast.
For those… to repeat… for those whose ears are encrusted with venereal disease: Why did Sammy Hagar stick his c**k in a jar of Guy Fieri's BBQ sauce?
Well……the two men have…

ALRIGHT! WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED ON THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?

ALRIGHT! WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED ON THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?

"Come, come Mr Bond. Yous nah yous derive just as much pleasure from killin as I do."

"Come, come Mr Bond. Yous nah yous derive just as much pleasure from killin as I do."

This Bloke Came Up To Me  -  Derek and Clive

This Bloke Came Up To Me  -  Derek and Clive