More perfectly good space engineer jobs flushed down the drain! Thanks OBUMMER!!

You have to be pretty bad to be considered insensitive around here.

Who was that lady who died from eating a sandwich? Well her family just got gift cards to Subway.

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Seriously, what kind of security are they looking for? Robot guards?
…*runs to the patent office*

I almost said "But what if the movie's 'Django Unchained'?", but I then realized that may be offensive given the material of the movie. But then I remembered that none of those killed were 19th century slaves or Spike Lee, so I ask again, "What if it's 'Django Unchained'?"

He was apparently in Vol. 1, but I've watched that movie dozens of times and can't find him anywhere.

He was apparently in Vol. 1, but I've watched that movie dozens of times and can't find him anywhere.

Ha!

Ha!

"Smells like Mexican Seafood Through the Bathroom Window"

"Smells like Mexican Seafood Through the Bathroom Window"

Why no "Helter Skelter"?!? That would have been phenomenal with Nirvana as a back-up band.

Why no "Helter Skelter"?!? That would have been phenomenal with Nirvana as a back-up band.

Should have done a mash-up.."Smells Like Rocky Raccoon"?

Should have done a mash-up.."Smells Like Rocky Raccoon"?

Here's a secret: one of the presidential candidates will cancel Community after he is elected President on January, 20th.

Here's a secret: one of the presidential candidates will cancel Community after he is elected President on January, 20th.

Yay! Now I'll actually have something to do on Valentine's Day! First time in four years!

Yay! Now I'll actually have something to do on Valentine's Day! First time in four years!