What's a man? Who's a man? What makes a man a man? Am I man? Yes, technically.

Not that Dangerous
This seems like a rip-off of The Dangerous Book for Boys, which has brave tales that don't all involve war (mountain-climbers, anyone?). Also, it has a lot of flat-out cool stuff, like dinosaurs and how to build a downhill racer. When I was a camp counsoler for 14 year old boys, there was a waiting…

Whatever, Yumnsh. AV Sports is a proud tradition I'm hopping on several hours too late tonight. What a game. But Rondo needs to be suspended. He threw Hinrich into the scorer's table, for fuck's sake. It's not like the Celtics will miss him that much after tonight, anyway.

God, the triple staff bar. The Voltron sword of internet message boards. But what other dreams are left in AVC fantasy bank?

The Beastie Boys did kinda do it on PB's "Egg Man". If you judge by race/you'll get egg on your face? They ain't talking about apartheid, methinks.

On a Boat is not that funny. Whatever humor is there is all T-Pain's, Sandberg and Not Sandberg don't really do anything clever at all. Oh, you used the term flippy-floppies? While trying to sound tough? How droll.

That's good to know. It's available for 15 bucks on the Playstation Store, and it's just calling my name, but I think I'm gonna wait it out.

I'm really, REALLY curious about Caprica, but I just don't see the point of paying over 10 dollars to get one hour that will come on TV for free anyway.

Middleman
Still not over it.

LATE LATE FOLLOW UP STORY.

Carbon Rod, I believe the proper term is 'caboose'. And hot damn it is nice.

Using the law for dirty jokes
The things I would do to Ms. Jones would overturn Lawrence v. Texas.

I learned that from Preacher. Thanks, Assface!

Shit, I mean Tristiac. TYPOZ 4EVA

For me at least, this has been filling the Battlestar gap better then any other new show (Dollhouse's supposed "game-changing" 6th episode seemed turned me off it). Like Battlestar, it comes off as so confident and brazenly different that even when it falters a bit, it's still superior to 99% of everything else on.

To be fair to the grade, the "Mona Lisa and Mad Hatters" sequence was pretty good. Once again, such potential…

11. 44 minutes of Gretchen Moll crossing her legs in uniform.

I guess the reason it bugged me, victor, was because of this show's potential to be fantastic. An amazing cast on paper and a killer concept. Even though I haven't seen the original LoM, I'd heard great things, especially about the ending. It just seems like such a waste.

7. Send him to 1982, and he just looks at the camera saying "'Here we go again!"'

What the Jesus Fuck?
Wow, I can't believe I even thought of defending this show in last week's comments. I mean, this is bad on an historical level, a Jim Morrisson-whipping-it-out-on-stage level, and even that had something in it for the ladies. I'm going to be telling my Twitter-addicted grandchildren about the time…