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Love Guru 2: Judgement Day

Axelrod?
Awesome piece, but who drops Barack Obama's campaign manager as must listen to college stuff?

Only Thing I Got
It's better to burn then to be squished away.

The free market will determine what bands are good!

AC/DC?
Or were you guys just going for bands that had two lead singers at the same time?

I Will Say
The poster for this kicked ass, shame it doesn't live up to that. Just Bacon and a bat, like God intended. Check it here:
http://tinyurl.com/5b77mk

Oh Please
Yeah, Wall-E takes a leap in imagining the destruction of humanity. It's almost like it's a movie or something! It's almost like you're one of those people who saw Knocked Up and was like, "Why doesn't she just get the abortion?" Because that's not the point of the movie. And, as previously mentioned, you…

Amazing idea
Only artist I can think of who's not already listed is B.B. King. Check out this clip from Sing Sing Prison, the music starts about a minute in. It might be breaking the rules cause its from 1972, but it kicks so much ass.

Lync.

Yeah, but come on. Appetite for Destruction is to GNR what Illmatic is to Nas.

Do Guest Writers count?
Because then you'd have to put Thomas Pynchon on for the John Laraquette Show. He would have an appearance, if, you know, he didn't hate the concept of celebrity.

Hey, I think a simplistic map is great. I have no idea why anyone would think it's a bad thing. In her article though, Lee clearly meant that as an insult. And as far as the clarity of that post, please look at the time I posted- 4:50 AM. It was in the midst of an all-nighter for a paper. I was clearly not in the best…

Screw her
She's the same writer who dissed the DC metro system by calling as complex as Fischer-Price.

Mandatory statement
Worst. Protest. Ever.

The Worst Promotion Ever
Last night I went to a Laker game, and they had this ad on the big screen. That was bad enough. But then the Laker Girls came out and did a dance/stripper routine wearing shirts that said "Dan in Real Life" on the front and "Available March 11" on the back.

Good
I never thought I'd like the Rock as an actor, let alone a comic one. But seriously, this guy has a great comic touch. He was the only legitimately watchable person in Southland Tales. I mean, I couldn't take my eyes off any of them, but that was out sheer confusion (looking your way, bleached-hair Jon Lovitz).

Why would I check out your website? You're a moron.

Well
That just makes me perspire.

our style is the best!
This has been the best architecture dance-off ever!