have they ever done Captain South America?

I would love to see her and Mads Mikkelsen do a "microexpressions" battle.

He's got a gold tooth. You know he's hardcore.

By Delroy Lindo.

It's actually the prequel to Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?

/pours some out for Rubicon

Takeaway gyro lamb on rice, with tzatziki, hummus, olives, pepperoncini and other random pickled vegetables. And a low-price but highly drinkable cabernet sauvignon from Trader Joe's.

rimshot.mp3

He is 47 years old. Suck on THAT.

Well, it is now.

I think Slater might want to consider going to community college and maybe picking up a degree in accounting or maybe hotel management - I'm not sure this career is working for him.

Gwyneth, is that you?

Ahhh, the Schadenfreude, so refreshing… how I've missed it. I am doing the Jack Chick-style "HAW! HAW! HAW!" and then reversing and saying "But they deserve each other so perfectly" and then putting it back in gear for another "HAW! HAW! HAW!"

Hey-o!

It's not small - no, no, no.

I love Alien 3 - it was my first Fincher, and I've stuck with him ever since. I have a lot of admiration for anyone with a worldview that fucking bleak. Also, I have a thing for shaved heads.

I consider Jimmy Price to be Buddy Cole's day job.

I love Bryan Fuller's fetishes… I think he and Ryan Murphy should team up to do an all-musical series called "Weird Shit We're Into", featuring pie, plastic surgery, bees, and Rikki Lindholme.

That's stupid. Unfortunately the house where they filmed a bunch of exteriors for Drugstore Cowboy isn't there anymore.

I'd watch this. It's got Alan Cumming.