Vickie, oh-oh-ho, Vickie… I can't play guitar a-ha-hat allllll….

"Ahh, it's just more shit I gotta do."

You go to hell.

Eep, opp, ork, ah-ah!

Adam Frankenstein, M.D.

I am only obsessed with certain people's feet (and males only, which is also a bit odd). Also, this is a relatively brand-new thing - I'm a grown-ass adult and I thought I was done developing new kinks, but apparently that's not the case.

You're describing pretty much my entire life at all times, 'king!

Or maybe they only want to fuck someone they can look in the face while they're fucking. I know - how weird is that!

Incorporate kegel exercises into your lovemaking. Expect better results in a couple of months, or less, if you're lucky. The pelvic floor gets all out of whack when a basketball goes down there, so her clitoris (indoors) may be in a slightly different position than it was before. With the kegels to strengthen the…

How about "extremities"?

Actually, no, there are at least two of us, I guess. I was horrified, but that just made it more gripping for me, and made it that much more inevitable - it's a very Carrie move to do EXACTLY the worst possible thing in that situation. But I liked seeing them together. I don't want them to BE together; that would be…

/pours some out for Rubicon

I want them to collaborate with Eno and Nigel Goodrich, and whoever happens to be hanging around.

John-John vs. Sherlock Hemlock is the greatest moving image ever captured.

Fuckin' Loki. What a little bitch.

James Tiberius Kirk.

And he dresses like a mod pimp!

Yes you do.

More Arby's product placement?

"TA-KILL-YA!"