Ladies and gentlemen, The Organization Man!

Youtube doesn’t have Tom Bergeron making lighthearted running commentary…yet.

Local housewife solves crimes in her wheelchair at home for $15,000 a month!

Black people work like this: twice as hard for the same amount of recognition.

I’m not fond of the meta-Benny Russell ending, but to be fair killing Trek then would have been merciful.

Today’s a good day for those Parks & Rec fans who also enjoy dino porn.

Or hit Bravo reality show: The Drunkenness of Ham

There are random asshole downvoters here, much like there are random assholes everywhere. Am I the only one who thinks everyone’s overreacting to this and thinks people are entering into a pointless drama feedback loop over downvoting?

Yes! It’s the cinematic fête we’ve always wanted!

Six year olds, dude.

They’re huge Star Trek: Voyager fans.

I got the second-best haircut of my life in Beijing.

I mixed her up with Gundelsburger or whatever the AVC writer is (which is pretty embarrassing since I’ve seen Nussbaum speak in person a couple of times).

She does look like she has some pretty weighty eyeballs, though.

Where is alurin, anyway?

I just remembered I once stumbled across a discussion that argued the next Trek series “needs” to have a white male lead because it needs to be successful and that’s what all successful shows have today. Ugh.

Blackdel test has eight Google hits, mostly from discussion boards and twitter (including one from the AVC’s own Emily Nussbaum). Fast & Furious 6, Mad Men and a film I’ve never heard of called Pariah all pass it.

Spike Lee pays a $10,000 settlement to Digital Domain.

Of course you did.

You think he’s about to die when he whispers out “It’s” but suddenly his eyes widen and his head lifts: “A CLOCK!”