You are never too old for SpongeBob.

Wait, Classic’s winding down?

The MTM Show’s finale is the best, IMO; I’m also fond of the meta-comedic Dick Van Dyke one (Cheers still has best final scene, though).

I love how this gets followed up in Curb

As someone whose dinner last night consisted of cheesecake and beer, I ask, “Why not both?”

I’ve only seen love for Saved by the Bell on the internet, so I’m guessing it’s just a small, disproportionately loud bunch of nostalgists who remember it (and remind the rest of us it still exist).

Fucking: keeping eukaryotic life 1.2 billion years young

It was actually my grandmother’s name. Her mother actually semi-followed the Puritan one, since she was named Erasmia, after Erasmus (not a Protestant, but inspired a lot of them).

Stallone is a real artist—prose that bad only comes out of MFA programs!

They also look like they’re highbrow schlock from the eighties so he should feel doubly bad.

I think you mean many a right hand flew from the keyboard when they realized that Alien Jesus spoke the truth.

CAN’T UNSEE

IIRC that was what Lt. Broccoli’s wife was going for. He asked for counterarguments here once and I told him that Alexander Mackenzie (the guy who the Mackenzie River in Canada’s named for) wasn’t all that great an explorer/geographer as the best non-aesthetically-grounded counterargument I could think of off the top…

I thought it might be an obscure Old Testament name but no, it’s just a tree/pod/food product.

Really, you only find out if you were justified in naming your kid something like “Prince” once they grow up. Prince the awesome musician? Perfect name. Prince the lab tech at 3M? Depends on how well his new type of glue works. Prince the from accounting? Actually, that works too. Prince, the guy who rents out…

I’m still a big fan of Arular and Kala (still haven’t gotten around to /\/\/\Y/\ in its entirety, probably never will) and that’s mainly for the hooks, the sense of rhythm, the layering of sounds and the sophistication of the production (particularly on Kala). I think her sound’s suffered from lack of quality…

Liked for “dogsbodies”

Not just more than one song, but a pilot’s license and a nice interview here on the AV Club:

You mind remains (dare I write it!) unStaind.

I might be misunderstanding you, but I wouldn’t put Hey Arnold! in the goofy adults category—the adult characters were a big reason why my adult rewatching was so enjoyable. Grandpa may have been a goofball with a bad colon, but he wasn’t inept. Mr. Simmons ended up surprisingly well-rounded (that Thanksgiving…