This comment is perfectly insightful nonsense

Ack!!

The one where he pretends to throw all their cell phones into a wood chipper is the peak of douchiness. I would rage rush him right there, I would not wait to hear how funny he thought it was

Also worked great for Dominos Pizza, apparently

I would assume they shot all these before any of them were released. Those were the good old days. Before any of us knew about Smug Chevy Beard Guy

My only argument here is that I don't like anticipating the potential stress of discovering there is no room left in the overhead bins for my carry-on.
So for me, it depends on which boarding group I'm in. If its the last one, I will be jockeying to get to the front of the line. And it will not be pretty

Thats the one

They had to decide quickly, because they were running out of ALT

I love Boggy Creek also. They went pretty hard after little Tim in that one. "I put Tim in the front of the line to absorb the first hail of bullets."

Ick, the worst

Well then they should back the planes into the gate and flip the entry point. Boom. I just made the world a better place

I just wish someone could crack the boarding group code in a way that even remotely makes sense. That's my dream

I'm a representative of Aztechnologies

We don't have nearly enough trunk space for all those chins

This oughta really juice up those Castleton recruiting numbers

THE HOT TUB'S TOO HOT!!!

I just hope she finishes shooting in the time for, SPRING BREAK!! WOOOOOO

The pudding was in my pants. But enough about the Kristen Schaal ads

The fedora thing was funny. They should have opened with that

I'm hoping Goodell smashes the trophy right in front of Brady. Then claims that he always smashes his Lombardi trophy every 3 months or so