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Mahatma Gumby
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Yeah, I would say that's a characteristic to be appreciated. I've enjoyed many of his other articles. I was more surprised than angry about that opening paragraph.

I was never really convinced that he actually held any firm belief in those philosophies. It was more of an idea he liked to joke about to be edgy. But he was so dry and convincing, Brandon and Philip just ran with it. That's how I always read it, anyway

I could have sworn "Rope" was an achievement that was held in high regard… Has Hitchcock's success finally turned into backlash? ALFRED YOU HACK!!!

Yeah, I really wish Jessica Chastain was your mother, also. My sex life would be a lot more impressive!

Are you aware that we just lost our left tackle for the game?

I'm willing to put up with the occasional back breaking pass interference call, if it's from an opportunistic, game changing player.

I started having flashbacks to the only game the Bears have ever beaten the Packers with a healthy Rodgers on he field. I think the Packers gave the Bears something like 120 yards in penalties in that one. I hope someday McCarthy is finally able figure out how to control his team's affinity for untimely penalties

The Bears executed probably the best game plan they possibly could. That's all they could do. You knew they were going to need some help from Green Bay to win that one

Your cousin's boobs really are spectacular

Where did you come up with that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that?

Also as a Packer fan, I've never felt more sorry for Bears fans. I have to keep talking them down off of roofs here in Illinois

Ha, that's a fair point. Although Litigating over missing air is not really what I would consider football talk

We should ignore half the football season? Baseball doesn't get to have 90% of the year. We SHARE in this house!

I would like to say that Bachelorette is one of the worst movies I have ever had the pleasure of half watching/full mocking. My wife strongly suggest I Ieave the room about half way through. That movie should be Exhibit A of what trying too hard to show funny raunchy lady behavior looks like. I couldn't even enjoy the

Bear down for midterms?

Ill see your Richard Schiff and raise you a Rob Huebel. Your move

The "please, call me…" running gag in WHAS is a gift that just keep on giving. "Jeff," "Please call me by my middle name." "Which is?" "Also Jeff"

"It belongs in a NEWSEUM!" *Harrison Ford pushes enormous desk off the side of a boat in the middle of an ocean storm*

I was hoping we were going to see her drop them, or leave them somewhere. But I guess just noticing them was amusing enough

Oh my god! I thought I imagined that! My childhood is rushing back to me now. So bizarre