I liked it better the first time I saw it. When it was called Magnolia. Am I too late?

I don't know. You just told me that the "invented the internet thing is B.S.". I guess I'll believe that now…. Hey!! you're totally right!!

Yeah Dickface! Why don't you try sitting somewhere else if you are going to insult the man who invented the internet. Like here in Illinois, where global warming has continued to let us down

BUUUUUUUUURN

Road forks you?

I thought the first rule of the Twilight Zone was "DO NOT TALK ABOUT TWILIGHT ZONE!" The second rule is similar

Ashton Kutcher and his wife's bedpan

Best line in the episode
Hey! you in the skirt. Date me

I got a "Royale Handy" once. I had her sign my shlong afterwards. Nobody would have believed me.

Who wants a mustache ride??

I'd like to fill her "vacancy"! am I too late?

I think his full name is Ken "Danger" Jeong

Boy, I hope I get famous in my early twenties so I can marry some 40 year old with a couple a kids. That'll throw the scent off the gay trail!

Norm does about 30 to 40 pilots every year. So that's likely

Careful Gentle Herpes, you might hurt Will's feelings. Then you'll have to taste his tears.

Poehler?? But you hardly know her!!!

Don't enourage him. I think we all know that Zoidberg doesn't understand the concept of moderation. There's only a limited supply of Ashley Simpson puke on this planet. We don't want another Sardine incident