There is a song by The Evolution Control Committee called "The Fucking Moon" which does use the Onion article text plus ambient music.

And now I'll be an ass and reply to myself with an afterthought: On the other hand, "Bread and Circuses" makes "The Omega Glory" look like an amazingly good parallel earth story.

At least "A Piece of the Action" is fun. "The Omega Glory" just makes me want to kick things. The bit at the beginning with the crew turned into their component minerals is cool and freaked me out when I was younger, but then the episode goes downhill really, really fast after that.