Trumpet vines will kill us all.

When Felix gave her the keys to his place, I said out loud to watch out, she was going to clean the fuck out of his apartment. I didn't expect to be quite so  right. My wife pointed out the Dyson; we chose to ignore where, exactly, it came from.

@avclub-6307a12d5c9e2fb5f23518a9a0ee8dd1:disqus Insulting the sexual prowess of a French-Canadian, not so much. Sorry, just watched Mad Men…

I know it's probably not real, but it'll hurt to see that Daytona smashed up. Not as bad as Tommy Boy, though.

@avclub-dc159a30f1e7fe7352b88109050f5512:disqus That one single word gives Diesel something pretty close to a lifetime pass. Damn, my allergies are acting up again…

I'd be seriously interested in learning exactly how this company came to be involved, assuming that it really exists and is actually already successful and profitable. What sort of promises were made to the owners and staff to make it worthwhile?

I got my eye on you. *fingers* *eyes*

Mmmmmm, butt…

Damn it was frustrating last season in the Rapunzel episode when they seemed to go out of their way to come up with an excuse to bring Juliette and her vet skills into play, then completely and inexplicably didn't.

It certainly doesn't make any sense for the Tyrell's to place their only male heir right in the middle of the intrigues at King's Landing. They'd keep him safely squirreled away in Highgarden. The whole reason it's Loras there in the books is because he's third son and a talented knight.

Her memory thing makes her prone to manipulation by douchebags, right?

We're making our way through the latter episodes of S2 Alphas and had just watched the one where she's just back from Quantico, probably the most Kat-heavy episode so far. Good to see she's getting some kind of work…

"Anus and Andy" was always good for a giggle, when I worked at a video store about 20 years ago.

No shit, @avclub-b750f74544cb00c138079607276995e9:disqus

Seattle got screwed so bad five years ago that Stern decided no city should get screwed like that again on his watch. Seattle's getting screwed by their own screwedness.

Is this even half as beautiful to look at as "Top of the Lake?" Comcast in my area doesn't carry Sundance in HD and I really felt I was missing out on that element until I discovered they run the On Demand version in HD. I'm willing to wait a day and put up with Comcast's shitty, shitty On Demand if it has enough of a…

I wouldn't call it *best* per se, but they were shooting for those iconic 70s-era themes like Hawaii-5-0 and M*A*S*H and at least joined that group. Opening theme songs got so out of vogue there for a while it was cool to see one so unapologetically fun yet complex.

Forrest Gump is 20 years old, and hardly the only AIDS-problematic movie from that era. 2013 is a pretty late date for the whole HIV = divine punishment thing.

Tui told Jamie she had no idea how she got pregnant. Also, "No one" is the father. She cannot remember ever having sex at all, which strongly suggests the father is one of the rapists in Al's basement. We already know why Robin isn't interested in figuring out exactly which one it is.

Matt knew generally where she was via the helicopter, then her dog led  him the rest of the way. Yes, froo-froo dogs can track, too.