[underlines ESKIMO]

Somewhere, somehow, somebody must've kicked you around some.
Who knows, maybe you were kidnapped, taken away and held for ransom.
Honey.
It don't really matter to me, baby.
Everybody's had to fight to be free.

Why can't I grade last night's episode of Law & Order: SVU on here, AVC?! How could they not treat this like the earth-shaking event that it was?!?!

It STINKS!

D
C
D-
F

It would deserve it. Start shoveling the dirt, people.

You misspelled "crap."

C'mon, now. You don't think the writers on this show would go to the trouble to figure that out, do ya? They can't even remember what the main characters are supposed to be like.

it's meta

Well, the role was so well-defined and memorable that it was hard notice that-

“I can’t believe I was kissing Luke Cafferty this whole time, and I didn’t even know it!”

This was the Hitler of Community episodes.

sup, Bourdain

same

I did, too, @inko8:disqus !

I don't still watch it on the reg, but American Dad's pretty hilarious. But I'm not comparing episodes of American Dad to episodes of Archer. I'm comparing Archer to episodes of Archer.

ABED WOULDN'T CALL IT DIE HARD 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Mallory talking to the fish was fun, too. (Though, of course, that's related to Pam hijinks.)

Yes! That was the stuff that made me laugh the most tonight.

Or an annoying blowhard? YOU make the CALL!