Newbie tip: Never trust(nor take the word of) a FOC article. They're usually written by someone with head injure or are just cute trolling.

Whatever Steven Heisler loves and whatever Steven Heisler hates.

Welp, guess it's time to find a new website. Nice knowing you guys.

Fuck you The AV Club

Talk about stuffing the ballots

Nah. It's the same.

Realized the only reason I suddenly find myself enjoying Peter Jackson's Return Of The King is that I really miss Game Of Thrones and need new episodes pronto.

Yes. Very clever. Because, when they were released in theaters, SOOOOO many people saw Idiocracy and Cabin In The Woods. Those huge blockbusters that everyone in the world saw.

Or, you know…The Walking Dead.

Kinda, though, since you're here, huh?

It already is, dummy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

It does look like these trees got "a slow hand."

Yeah. Especially that generic scene of a girl splitting her tongue with a box-cutter. Those are a dime-a-dozen these days, huh?

That's how she learned there was no Santa Claus.

You could just pretend it exists in the same universe as Cabin In The Woods. Actually…don't all horror movies do that?

Looks like Jane Levy's alternately having a blast and being horribly tortured. I guess she is the new Bruce Campbell.

"Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! Boil 'em, mash 'em…"

"Quit eyeing my lemon chicken."

Weren't there(or wasn't there going to be) Choose Your Own Adventure style movies? Where the audience voted on what happened next during the film?

It's "Frankenstein's monster," actually.