[In this post I'll be making a few statements that sound awfully declarative, and it's only so that my wording doesn't end up being too clunky that I'm not putting "it seems to me that…" everywhere that I should.]

[In this post I'll be making a few statements that sound awfully declarative, and it's only so that my wording doesn't end up being too clunky that I'm not putting "it seems to me that…" everywhere that I should.]

You watch shitty-looking movies.

You watch shitty-looking movies.

I'm kind of amused by the notion of Harmon as a visionary that needs to dumb himself down to reach an audience, but ok.

I'm kind of amused by the notion of Harmon as a visionary that needs to dumb himself down to reach an audience, but ok.

Better than any Tarantino movie at least.

Better than any Tarantino movie at least.

Christoph Waltz is shockingly slow at the quick draw.

Christoph Waltz is shockingly slow at the quick draw.

Because teenagers have misplaced priorities?  God save us.

"He's always so smug.  I want to slap him."
I don't like Tarantino either.

His idiocy has nothing to do with his assholery.

Bill Maher is stupid.

I don't know what world we're in where Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Memento, and Gladiator aren't all equally good examples of what I'm talking about, although in this context it isn't so much about "intellectual muscle" or "skill and prowess" (since I'm not so sure that any of the four have significant amounts of…

Hard to say.

More genuinely, lately I've been slightly troubled by art which bludgeons the viewer into a state of submission by flogging them with their mastery of the form, to a point where there's little room left for personal discovery (on our part) and art becomes little else than a realm for artists to show off and flex their…

Community is a tv show told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.  It's a musical…it's an anime…it's a gimmick! lololololo

Hey you guys, Lost was a great show.  Better than Community etc.

You shouldn't disregard the possibility that I could in fact be the only discerning poster on this entire website.  Have any of you even seen the Marcel L'Herbier masterpiece PROMETHEUS… BANKER?