We've never stuck around before, I don't see a reason for that to stop.

Eugene Mirman probably is a dick, but he's still awesome.

It has less to do with male and female stereotypes and more to do with biology.  If you feel like you should have a dick and you don't have a dick, you're going to be very uncomfortable.

Genders still exist.

A lot of these differences are probably just sociological too.  I wonder how much would remain if you could remove that component and looked purely at genetics.

Other note: It's always good to have quantitative data to back up your qualitative observations.

I think you'll find that for the kinds of people that seem to think humanity started off from two people, with one of the people born from the other's rib, the suggestion that man and woman are not all that different is TOO MUCH TO FUCKING HANDLE

Pretty sure this is the only ending that'll save the show, although Jason Segel once suggested an ending where we see old Ted and his children, then pan out to the window to a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

And please don't tell me that up and down is relative, or depends on your perspective. I'm sure you know what I mean.

Lesson I learned from Arbitrage: Always wear a seatbelt.

Looks like he de-privatized it.

Well, if you look at today's athletes, Kareem looks strikingly more like an exception than an example.  Hence all the surprised gasps.

No one bothers to pirate them so it's like they don't even exist!

Weird…the "storylines" weren't really that great.  Like, who really gives a shit about the Harbowl except for the Harbaugh family?

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"The worst" fans usually changes on an annual basis and correlates highly with whoever wins the championship for that year.

Thinking back to the movie, I think you've got a point.  She and Claire Danes should switch their roles.

Damn, I need to start playing Guitar Hero again or something and refresh my musical pop culture knowledge.  Took me a little while to figure out you weren't talking about the USPS, which should operate on various dates and in various locations across the Eastern Seaboard.

Sidenote: Does PBS still exist?

Holy shit, I never really appreciated Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood until Todd's article…