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tossin
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YOU ARE A LIVING GOD

I was not.

I'll just copy and paste my videogame list.

By the way, do soundtracks count as albums?  Because that's pretty much all I listen to.

They're part of a costume, but they're authentic - I had to mutilate a devil to get them.

Elementary?  You're dead to me.

Guys, it all makes sense once you realize he lives in a sitcom.

It helps that 20 years ago, he looked 20 years older than his age.

Time to do these last minute with minimal thought.

I watch it, but I WOULD KILL A THOUSAND PUPPIES rather than call it "great".

Watch the episodes out of order.  It really helps you focus on the characters.

Stronger vibrations from automatic fire get them off easier.

Bah, let's just put it out there: A live studio audience is just as bad, if not worse, than an actual laugh track.  When people mention a laugh track, they really mean both.

The two complaints I see here are:
1.  Characters don't grow; hard to care about
2.  Bad people should get comeuppance

I CAN SPELL THE ALPHABET TOO:

But that's the beauty of it!  IT CAN PROTECT ME because other people are like armor.

Not bad things though.  Bad things can last forever.

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE.

Hasn't Todd already done like 10 of those here out of procrastination?