Have they?  I think the actors are liberal, but the machinery probably isn't.

It's now or never.  You can have a threesome with a U16 jailbait and a 40+-year-old cougar, but you always have to be in the middle or else it becomes illegal.  I think that's how it works anyway

The proper term for the female sexual organ that serves as a nerve cluster is "mini-penis".

You have birthday parties with your extended family?  I mean, I like my extended family well enough, but generally the generational divide is enough to kill fun.

WHOA, let's not carried away here:

You're like some kind of Criterion whisperer…ererer…

It's a combination of two things: This page has really died down lately (like 1 page a day instead of 3) and that particular AVQA has blown up really quickly, maybe because celebrities do a lot of really stupid shit.

A lot of shit is strangely not available in America, despite our penchant for the fattiest foods.  A coworker brought in Tim Tams from Australia, and they were the best fucking cookies ever.  Also, I have an incredibly hard time finding Milk Tea used in Taiwanese tapioca tea or Japanese Milk Coffee (which seems so…

Is the entire spectrum of real numbers between 0 and 20 allowed, or just integers?

Doubling drones as boy bands expands matrix parameters.

You're in the sexual golden age, when you can legally have sex with anyone.

FUCK THIS SHIT.  DEDICATED PORTABLE GAMING CONSOLES ONLY OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

Your penis is a big list?  What's it a list of?

No wonder I never heard of her.  She's the poor sap who took over 2 Broke Girls after it broke Todd.  I didn't even know they still reviewed that.

MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE (probably).

@avclub-eede55069a8d3430b54730901f49c230:disqus I sure ain't.  I'm liking it erotically.

A fair explanation of sketch-comedy and sitcom characters, but I don't agree with it.

I have a pet Old One that could help.

Expanding ALittleBirdie's plan: Skin every foe you encounter.  Hang
them from the ceiling using their own skin and collect the blood that
drips down.  Use the blood to lubricate a Slip N' Slide in place of water.  Have a bloody Slip N' Slide party. 

Okay, I'll stop giving you shit about this if you can clearly define the difference between a sketch-comedy character and a sitcom character and explain exactly how BJ is one and not the other.