Bitch 23 might be the comedy I'm most looking forward to watching this season.

The series revolves around a trio of estranged siblings—Henry, an
overachieving surgeon, Chloe, a former child prodigy with a smart streak
who became the popular girl working at a bar, and Jimmy, an ex-con
guitarist with a daughter (and who is in trouble with a loan shark over a
debt)—who return home after their…

12:1 odds elephants are the next animal to take over the Earth after we're dead.

I don't mean it's supposed to be funny, but older people being racist can be hilarious.

He's staring into my soul…

What'd she say?  It sounds like it would be funny.

This depresses me, if only because every episode could be the last.

Why can't I just get a bunch of money every two weeks without going anywhere or doing anything?

Legitimate?  OR ILLEGITIMATE?!

They've grown on me, actually.

I think it's also worth mentioning that Zooey Deschanel has toned the "adorkability" way the fuck down, to the point where she's basically just your average woman in her late 20's who lives with 3 dudes.

Are they really that well-developed?  I gave up in Season 2 when it felt like they didn't really progress all that much and the episodes kind of blended together.

While I don't consider New Girl a top comedy, something about The Middle turns me off.  I think it's Patricia Heaton.

Fucking turned a promising trilogy into a travesty.

Which episode was it?

What I've never understood about the Scream movies is why a dude with a knife is so hard to take down.  If Jet Li was in there, it'd be no contest.

Little history lesson for young-folk: Back in LloydBraun's day, "pork" literally meant "to stuff with pig flesh."

People don't make me uncomfortable.  I make them uncomfortable.

Wait, so has NYC evacuated or have people simply stayed indoors?

NBC needs only to look at their own Whitney and Guys With Kids to see that simply morphing their single camera shows into multi-cams isn't really going to fix anything.