That handjob sequence was inspired. Also, I'm still pretty bummed about Christopher Evan Welch's death, not only because of this, but I saw The Master today, and he was pretty great in the small role he had.

Darkseid is a little bit more interesting because he has a history with
Superman. Also, though I doubt it'll factor in, his ongoing conflict
with Orion and High Father is awesome; you've also got Granny Goodness, Big Barda, and Mister Miracle.

Yeah, I hope a giant rock crushes Goyer's and Snyder's heads, oozing out their brain matter onto the floor, and someone else is forced to restart the franchise with Braniac in mind, too.

Read this as "Andre Benjamin is Hal 9000," which makes no sense because then it would be Hal 12 Stacks……someone needs to make that happen.

Donkey Kong sucks.

I love that fucking ending.

Actually, I think the PS4 is going to do a lot to stop the "Call of Battlefield: 1876-3014: Dark Ages Operatives: Code Black DLC W/Free Mountain Dew Dewoints (Dew Points)" types of games. Sony and Steam seem to be the only ones who recognize that a Hollywood-esque crash/dearth of quality is on the horizon, which is…

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You should never sick your dick into anything.

I need to know who these people are so I can shoot them.

Hey guys, I want to announce my fundraising project here. I want to collect money for an independent film project: Adding the "Kaneda" theme to this trailer. My goal is $20. The $20 not only goes to the amount of time it will take to open my folder of the Akira soundtrack and to overlay it on the trailer using Windows…

Honestly, this anti-Black Keys backlash is kind of bugging me. Since when are the Black Keys untouchable? And what's up with some of these ad hominem ass excuses? I'm not saying I agree Fowle is right in terms of misogyny claims, but their lyrics have always been the equivalent of an audio microwave bean burrito…

Yeah, why should a musical act try to write meaningful lyrics?

You've gotten that since at least Brothers.

Hmmmm…interest piqued.

Arrow's one big failure this season…shirts.

Shut up and announce three seasons of Arrow renewals.

David Spade does the voice of Dino.

"distaff Woody"

Yeah, I'm thinking that's the case. The writing beats and pattern even felt like a McGruder script.