No subtext.. He called Poehler smug: that's worthy of a life time ban.

McConaughey, always representing Texas nicely. It's just a straight up fact that the dudes best roles involve the character being from Texas.

……..titties, right? I don't mean to be crass, but we're getting titties, right?

Benefit of the Poehl.

I didn't know what Upworthy was, so I googled it. I still don't know what is, but I do know that it needs to stop.

"N*****" is a great word. It just packs so much punch. The two g's next
to each other are like literal two G's, broin' out, tough as nails, them
against the world. It gives me chills that a word can hold so much
power, it really makes me feel like I chose the right profession."

No shit, I just tried to reply to this post and Disqfuck had my my avatar and everything displayed, but it still gave me the "You must authenticate the user or provide author_name and author_email" message. First of all, that's some bullshit way of saying, "LOL, we suck; Login again. Oh, I mean log out and then log in…

Chris Collinsworth and Gruden need to broadcast together. Would there be a lot of commentary on the game? No, but that's for the best.

Nah, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to tell someone to make a resolution to watch a specific television show. That's like me telling someone they need to make a resolution to watch a specific television show. Although resolutions are hastily made and easily broken, they should at least be about something that…

*Imagines Merch and Lena Dunham sex scene, awakens Cthulhu*

This is like Christmas for people who enjoy reading banal, ad hominem based arguments on the AV Club.

The two leads are enough to convince me that this is worth a shot. McConaughey's career has straight up pulled a Lazarus and risen from the dead.

Run the Bells - Run The Bells

No Big Boi verse? That's a deal breaker.

"I'm not racist. I only conceptualized and created a racist joke in my head, I didn't say it."

Uh oh, is Keenan out sick?

Walker Percy's Lost in the Cosmos. From the little I've read so far, it's thought provoking and hilarious all at once. I'll probably re-read The Moviegoer after that.

I really liked TSWCIFTC (shitty to abbreviate, though). Things should be getting quite real where you're at in the book.

Sure, Temple is the weakest of the three, but the final third or so of the film is classic.

MY GAWD YO…. See thats how I reacted when I first heard this shit. Im
like this nigga dont een wanna move units I guess b… How you gon drop
some bare bones raw ass shit like this in 2013 fam? Like you really dont
see niggas rappin wit orchestras n lasers on stage n shit… You cant
have no pyrotechnics n laser shows to…