…………that is if I haven't already.

Why Cubert and Dwight haven't aged?

BBS just needed to be polished a little more, from a writing standpoint. The other two? Yeah, we can pretend those didn't happen.

@Eldan's mom? No, no, no— she can be seen in, "Eldan's Mom was Tight Yesterday," "Guess Who's Coming to Eldan's Mom's Vagina," "A Brief Interview with Eldan's Mom's Hideous Vagina," "Uh Oh, Penises Come to Eldan's Mom's Butt," "30 for 30: Eldan's Mom and Every NFL Player Ever," "John Le Arse's Spank Her, Tie Her, Bang…

Alternative title: Les Mothers dangereux

I'm going to tell everyone that FXX threatened to rape me so hard that the room would stink.

I would say that I wish my wang were that microphone, but I think that implies that I wish my dick were capable of recording and outputting sound at various frequencies.

You think U of Phoenix could get this?  They do, however, offer several courses on Low Winter Sun. Classes remain very open.

Hey, you ever notice how sports require play clocks?

What part of Seasme Street does this dude live in again?

Beast Wars owned, until they killed off Dinobot. Then the ownage rate was significantly lower.

Eh, how many more times can I watch Kenn Powers fall from grace, indulge himself in drugs and alcohol, and then finally achieve some semblance of inner peace?

Allison Pill has the face a five year old who's into eating worms she dug up from her front lawn.

That rocks her soul.

Chappelle Show Season 2 would like a word with you.

Le Aids de Cancer

Yeah, it was a douche move for this guy to create a widely popular show for his friends and then ditch it because he wanted to be, "morally responsible" or some shit. Everyone knows it was his responsibility to artistically and financially take care of his friends, even if he was slowly crumbling on the inside.

Yeah, "Boy have you lost your mind" is one of my all time favorite Office quotes. Ryan's facial expressions really sell the scene as well.

THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY

Alpha: Bravo, what's your position?