These are all good, but I'm really just waiting for fake Ghostface to do his annual blog of soft rappers. I saw the cover art last night, and I could imagine that guy, whoever he is, rubbing his fingers together and twirling his mustache.

Christ almighty, that's some unabashedly hateful fucking racism right there.

AV Club best of 2013: Film

I am this close to seeing Dolly's goods. I mean, they can't sing forever. Honestly, this nonsense happens once a week. I'm not gonna… Why are you naked?

Yeah, the concept is pretty asinine itself.

Replace, "punch him in the face" with, "put gum in her hair."

That Arwen kid doesn't stand a chance either. Eight year old me already wants to punch him in the face.

"me Muppet friends"

I just looked up 'Yor: The Hunter From The Future" on google. You need to pay me back the ten seconds I just wasted.

More like 'The Mortal Instruments: City of Boners"

I have the weirdest half measure right now.

Also, no more teabagging.

She says she's your wife…..

But to then afterwards say that everybody needs to change their
behaviour in perpetuity just because they happen to be making jokes that
remind you of something painful is both selfish and petty.

I feel like you can get rid of the "child" part of that sentence.

That's an idiotic question, and you're strange and idiotic person.

"Ok, so you're really distraught because you just received bad news."

Game: Blouses.

It is quite the quandary: a ladies man through and through, but only his zealous lust for big foot will ever completely satisfy him.

So it's like Sorkin made a relationship, but he decided to forgo all the tedium of actually building one and presenting it to the audience!