*unzips pants*

Side note: F7 has already been written:

My spec script for this was a lot better. It was set in space. The wolf pack gets probed by aliens. Ed Helms has his testicles removed (its subtext because his wife is mean) and also gets sodomized by an alien amoeba. Zach Galifianakis carries around a little baby space monkey. Bradley Cooper was in the movie. Ken…

He's not taking into consideration the ejaculative force of Vin Diesel's accelerations when he goes bumper to bumper with Paul Walker. Giving The Rock a considerable amount of girth allowing a full release on both Walker and Diesel's bumpers.

I was hoping his show would be on NBC on Thursdays so I could have a Hannibal and Hannibal hour on NBC. 

I'm surprised your uncle lets you have free rein over those.

Jon Favreau.

"Hmmmmmmmm, I need to say something about the opulence of my current shelter. I have a condo perhaps it stretches like veteran center Alonzo Mourning…..! Aha! Jolly good rhyme. But I also need to restate my thesis that I have a considerable amount of ammunition which scorch to high temperatures when fired…..heat, but…

if it means no more Karl Pilkington.

I concur with this assessment.

Life's Too Short
This
Spy Kids role as a talking dog
His general ideas on things not related to TV

And when did Ben Kingsley start doing reviews here?

Yeah, I mean certainly if you're over 12 and you think Plant's lyrics are "poetry" then you've fucked up, but there's no denying that it's well constructed music.

Eh, I can't really justify hating Zep. Not that the 12 year old is right because they never are because they're 12.

Well, one out of 5 isn't bad I guess. Well, HE might still come back so…..

C is for carcinogenic, that's good enough for me!

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Mysterious Black Dagger

Pete Campbell suicide watch is officially starting. 

"Oh and Paul McStarr Keith McJagger Mick McMickmickers, and Bingo McCartney played Wouldn't It Be Nice in the closest while making out with Maya Angelou."