I guess that's the problem with the film. I watched it and immediately forgot that I did.

Ken Durant played a great game, but did you see Nat Robertson's performance? Man, DeBron William's needs to step his game up.

Hey guys, are we most commenting and/or reading this article? Go Obama! Change is coming!

It's like I walked into someone's rape van.

Man at first I was like, "Good for Carrell for having the integrity to be gone and stay gone." Then he did stuff like Burt Wonderbutt, and I realized that dude is just kind of being an ass for not dropping by for a one off or something.

Creed Bratton and Dakota Johnson.

I don't know, but my gut says 'maybe'.'

What makes a man turn neutral … Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

How does one pratfall while eating out? I'm thinking of Chevy Chase's
old falls from SNL and now imagining a cold open where Chevy Chase goes
down on Susan Surandon then slips on a banana peel that I guess was in
her vagina and says, "Live form New York it's Saturday Night!"

Holy hell, that was amazing.

even endures a pratfall while attempting to perform cunnilingus on Sarandon

Nah, not really.

Leonard Pierce already reviewed the Wire prequel movie.

Panda Bear collaboration will be good because of Panda Bear.

This guy sucks, doesn't he?

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When I was ten or so, I thought DMX should play Piccolo in a Dragon Ball Z movie.

Well to be fair, why would you listen to "Up in Here" at work unless you plan on handing out the coldest two week notice ever.

U-Dog

It's probably still going to suck.