I like how I didn't watch this episode or read the review, but it is somehow pertinent that I say this:

My name is Chet Chetsworth. I own 12 LA restaurants that exclusively serve pornstars that's accompanied by original music from my debut LP "Welcome to Chetsville, USA" from my band A Drowning Winter's Solstice. In my line of business I don't really have time to date even though I still get to nail a lot of chicks, but…

Didn't see that.

Got a lot of cleavage tonight.

Daigo fucking owned.

The initiation.

My cats can watch this for scary movie night.

Pharrell shouldn't even be an occasional rapper.

Much? It's not saying anything.

Yeah, but Project Justice was great.

The Big Slow?

The Rock, HHH, Brock Lesnar, Undertaker, and John Cena still wrestle? It's been like thirteen years since I've watched wrestling and they were the headlines then. Just saying those names sends me to a time where Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit were a thing, and I spent most of my days playing Tony Hawk games. It fucking…

I don't see the problem Jaime was just sympathizing that he knows what forbidden love is. Joffrey said he thought about making it punishable by death. It wasn't exactly, "A Very Special Episode of Game of Thrones."

Wait, you have to pay for Mr. Skin now? Jesus, we really are on hard times.

Holy fucking shit those pics made me weep and kiss the earth for letting me be apart of it.

Actually, they have.

Fuck, I forgot. So, good job ABC, it's working.

I'm not here to make friends.

I'm STILL not sold on Ritter

Alison Brie for Daisy Buchanan