That fact that she married that guy is cold slap on the dick in a winter morning. Denzel Washington or someone? Fine, obviously because what can you say? Him? Forget what he looks like because I don't know, her rack probably blocks his face a majority of the time, but still if she wanted some guy with no credibility…

I wonder how far they got from just using Illmatic lyrics.

Sidenote, MIA's nose is gigantic.

Apparently only white hipsters like R.Kelly now.

Your avatar really complements this post.

He has more chops than Foxx definitely. I think he would have actualized the role.

That's the paradox I guess, sine his overabundance of talent allowed for all of that.

Hand in your fedora and your skinny jeans.

She has a kid. It's not yours.

I can't wait for their son to announce that he's going to a state school.

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none.But seriously, please stop spewing your drive.

So, the greatest casting choice in the history of ever?

Man that's a good price. Do you think he'll mind if I slap him in the face with it?

Him?

Man, on the one hand, Fey and a Wesley Snipes reunion. On the other, this doesn't look too great and Rabin's review sounds lower than a B, and doesn't mention anyone putting pills in jellybeans. I'm conflicted.

The house band is Duke Silver.

And The Onion just made him a nice offer.

I'm only slightly disappointed that Riggs didn't turn out to be Tim Riggins.

What are you getting at? They, "killed" a show that was more or less wheel spinning to try a new show that they thought would be a hit. What exactly are they guilty of? Smart business?

You earned yourself a like. Tightrope has possibly the best Big Boi verse ever, and that sentence right there makes it an automatic GOAT candidate.