Missing from this list, the Family Circus TV Specials, which are horriblawesome.

Murderbot, aka Chris Shively, was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire on Wednesday. He won $18,500 without knowing much of anything.

You are not a Sweet Genius!

Which boy's the nerd? The cute one, the cuter one, or the hot one?

My Spidey sense is tingling.

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue
The pope has got it and so do you
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do
We gotta break down these baricades
Everyone has AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS !

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