I saw the show once and it would take a quantum leap for me to consider seeing it again.

What skin color is Bradley Cooper going for in this movie? (Burnt Sienna comes to mind)

The 70's were grossly overrated except for the movies, music and sex.

Will Lawrence Taylor reprise his role as "The John" in this movie?

This article should be titled, "Four fictional and one real band".

Remember that 60's band Moby Grape?  They really were kind of grapey.

I couldn't understand why they changed the format of The Newlywed Game.

Since most AVClub commenters haven't had sex with a live human just about every interaction with people comes across as blurred lines. But as a wise man once said, "The world don't move to the beat of just one drum…What might be right for you, may not be right for some. But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.

As a gentleman, of course I would first have your permission.  I taught the first Mrs. Whipsnade, who goes by Miss Manners, everything she knows.  Smart, lovely woman, great rack.

Can I kiss you?

I agree, the little ones are cute but the day they become adolescents is the day you thank God for shotguns.

I'll grab your ass any time I please, toots.  I course I'm much older than you so I have the right.

"no fewer than one metric ton of straw fedoras"… is why I drank all day on my patio 20.9 miles away.

Tom Brady as JFK and Amanda Bynes as Jackie.  Shia LaBeouf will of course reprise his role as LBJ.

If I was a chick, Sherilyn Fenn would be the reason I became a lesbian.  That, and I'm not at all interested in anybody's dick but my own.

I thought he played the homosexual in the 80's sitcom, Too Close for Comfort?

Are you sure you didn't hear that drunken rant at a Mel Gibson concert?

Don't know anything about Clapton's private life but I do enjoy some of his music.

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Okay, so that guy's tits were nice, sure, but this movie had Sherilyn Fenn!!!