"Let's settle this now… Bill Berry's unibrow is the most important thing to happen to music as a whole, ever."

"First, I have trouble believing that a lifelong Catholic, like Abby,
would confuse the concepts of immaculate conception and virgin birth.
(The immaculate conception refers to Christ not inheriting original sin,
which is a completely separate issue and idea in Catholic theology.) It
seems like the kind of…

I like that song though I don't recall that version, but do remember a reggae band in in the late 70's called Third World covering it.

I'd like to chew every ounce of Kate Upton's fat.

I never saw this show which means I am better than all of you.

I once ordered a whole dram of whiskey at a hotel in Scotland. It was no big deal.

I fucked her in 1982 in a Chicago suburb. Really nice, pretty girl. Interesting labia.

My apologies to the monkeys of the world.

Yes, someone isn't having much sex if they think that was missionary. Of course "someone" would include me since I am also a poster on this board.

Please, please, please kill off Alcide

I enjoy an occasional salty snack as much as the next person but Grandma was right, Funyons are disgusting, and therefore inappropriately named.

The River Wild.

Detroit is panhandling for 18.5 billion right now and as soon as they get it they're going to take it right over to the casino to make big money and feed their babies and buy Bentleys.

Yeah, but if it wasn't for Ryan Reynolds, we wouldn't have had the great

I have a difficult time resting on airplanes or in police departments.

I loved Jeff Bridges in The Last Picture Show when he played a very young Rooster Cogburn.

Unlike tools who heckle 50 year old women, I'm neither a milquetoast nor am I weak. I would love to have 5 minutes in a room with that rhyming monkey and a ball-peen hammer.

She was no Bambi Woods.

They once passed out the textbook, Gay Panic, in my high school. One of my classmates looked at it and got a boner and the school board immediately banned it.

Now Solomon Northup, that's a good and proper slave name.