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Canadians have Newfoundlanders. Presumably Newfoundlanders have everyone else.

Jesus Christ. When I was a kid the opening to Doctor Who scared me. This would have given me nightmares.

Good advice all. The dungeons are very nearly a distraction. And without P3's 'fatigue' mechanic there's no need to grind night after night if you can acquire some kind of AP regeneration.

To be fair to Squall—which is not my natural inclination—that aloof jerkiness constituted a major part of his appeal to all those girls who wanted to jump his bones, up to and including his 19-year-old (?) teacher. Had he been a little more engaging and engaged he probably would have lost that wounded warrior mystique

I enjoyed Triple Triad until I went to a new area and suddenly had to play using new rules.

Only boys who are tall and talented and good-looking with cool hair. If you've got all that, sullen loser behavior becomes 'brooding and mysterious'.

Not really. That was almost the exact premise of Watson moving in with Holmes in the first place. Watson was a single pensioner alone in the city with limited means.

True, he was great. I really enjoy when relatively 'normal' people prove a match for superheroes like Bond. Not through enormous size or crazy gimmicks but because they, too, are strong and skilled and highly motivated.

An astounding coincidence.

That shot of Yeltsin in the American grocery story simply reacting to cheese in all its quantity and variety says much.

[Fry is being carried off in the clutches of a cybernetic pterodactyl]

The timeline on the MCU Black Widow doesn't make a whole lot of sense so you kind of just have to go with it.

I agree. One of the annoying bits about Batman is that he's apparently a paragon of violent righteousness twelve hours a night and spends every day pretending to be a carefree man-about-town and never once lets either mask slip. It's inhuman.

He was clearly a bad, evil, terrible person who deserved to die. But I almost like him for his complete lack of principles.

Thank you for causing me to google the phrase "youtube mentos bloodsport".

Wow, that was really patronizing and dismissive. He's not ready for Blade Runner because he used the word 'dude' not once, but twice?

For a movie supposedly all about class and taste, Kingsman had absolutely none of either.

Wordlessly yet with intense and crystal clarity.

And the introduction of the two musician assassins would be hilarious even if it were just a one-off, throwaway gag: Chow and pal are consoling themselves by ogling a lady's ass when their view is suddenly and completely obscured by two men dual-carrying the world's single largest instrument.

The subtitle to the third movie, "Die, Darkman, Die", remains my go-to subtitle for theoretical sequels, edging out "The Quickening" and "Electric Boogaloo".