If McElroy and D&D podcasts are two out of your three, you must have had an aneurysm when they started doing the Adventure Zone.

Or possibly the greatest actors of the 20th century all stopping by one at a time to talk about Dune.

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It was also getting shellacked with literally thousands of negative reviews on Steam.

That sounds about right. I'm convinced that most people who insist on their martinis being extra dry have simply seen it ordered that way in movies and on TV. Back when I tended bar I had one memorable girl complain that her vodka martini up tasted 'too alcoholic'.

There's a (probably apocryphal) quote from Winston Churchill which describes the perfect martini as "three ounces of very cold gin and a bow in the direction of France."

I'm guessing it's because any brand of hard liquor would be crazy not to want to associate itself with 1960s-era Sean Connery, aka 'the man every boy in North America wanted to be for about three decades'.

Well, it doesn't. Not really. If Wallace Shawn's playing a cartoon like Fezzini or Grand Nagus Zek, then sure.

Absolutely. At no point is either character held up as a guardian of Truth, but neither of them is completely wrong at any point either. It is very much a conversation between two very different people.

That would explain a lot. The interior of that restaurant looked pretty grim even by early 80s standards.

He's a useful weathervane. Whatever he's doing at a given time, you're probably ethically and morally justified doing the exact opposite.

Will you fight me now or are you a coward?

That poor schmuck.

But Scully's resume is absolutely perfect for a Sims character, weirdly enough. Maybe she had enough friends to keep getting promoted.

Casshern—a.k.a. Cyber-Ninja vs. Limitless Robot Army—was somehow the slowest, dullest piece of misbegotten foolishness I'd seen in a decade. Remind me to stay far, far away from this.

Well, thanks. You too.

It's not really a question of the guys themselves being lame, as far as I'm concerned. It's more about the Bennett compound being nestled deep in the mountains of Kentucky. It's surprising to me that at least a dozen USMS vehicles could get up those shitty roads and surround the Bennett house in the middle of the…

I always skip the 'previously on' segments for just that reason.

Didn't watch the preview, and while I strongly doubt Boyd's dead I kind of hope that he is.

Not true. He saved Raylan's life in the S2 finale with a frankly irritating deus ex machina rifle shot, killing the eldest Bennett boy whose name escapes me at the moment.