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I knew teetotalers at the age of twenty. I also knew people who drank all the time who even now I wouldn't consider problem drinkers.

That'd be good. I don't know who it'd be—Cassandra Cain? Talia, back from the grave?—but it would be nice to get a little variety in there.

My only reservation is that, as always, we only have one person's side of the story on that.

They did it better than most. I just question the need to do it at all. Also Batman being a callow, snarky kid just kind of sucks as far as I'm concerned.

Could be. I don't think I've ever seen it happen—you'd think someone would catch a stray bullet, especially when you hit them with the shock gun—but anything's possible.

Yeah, but it's part of the same series. Narratively they'd be fools to disregard it completely when deciding what not to include.

Or, hell, just slamming their skulls repeatedly into concrete with heavy boots.

A Batman Beyond Arkham game would be the tits.

I do enjoy how even in the hallucinogenic grip of a madman, Batman can escape though running and punching.

No it did not.

Man, they already did that exact thing with the Black Mask/Joker reveal. I can't bring myself to believe they would do it again.

I can understand why you would think that, but I actually wasn't referencing Naked Gun 2 1/2.

Might've been the broken bridge. But it happened once or twice, struggle as the game might to prevent it.

Yeah, probably. City had world-class surgeon Tommy Whathisname give himself a perfect copy of Bruce Wayne's face by piecing together the features of other inmates.

Origins was well-conceived, and the plot was good. But it was also buggy and gameplay-wise was just sort of a rehash of City.

Yup. There are big enclosed areas, mind you, but it's open-world.

Origins is fun, although I'd question whether it's for you if you didn't like City that much.

Wow. I hope you had a Google Alert set up for "Jeff Dunham + Batmobile" just in order to share that story immediately.

Yeah, though this was also a continuity which represented the Batmobile as the world's largest tank which could only be taken down by Superman himself.