You could hire Sarah Hyland *ahem*
Same hair, eyes, skin tone…

how you say, "Womp Womp"

-sphincter

So, like, truthishly, can we just put this show in the category under Alcohol: America's pardon list.

King Tut stole her froot loops

Can that please be a thing?

Has anyone else noticed that even though 16 and Pregnant has different races and ethnicities getting pregnant, the show Teen Mom only has white, blonde girls? This, I think, should get more attention, and if they decide to choose "classier" teenagers to get themselves knocked up for the monetary benefits of being on…