"Britta, You silly, it IS me! Dan Harmon! I had a great time with you last night in the pillow fort, the one exception being the deviant sex act you initiated without my consent."

A laxative effect. I chose my username before Compulsory Registration, when long usernames were suddenly abbreviated.

A laxative effect. I chose my username before Compulsory Registration, when long usernames were suddenly abbreviated.

Stupid fucking white man.

Stupid fucking white man.

Kick Arse: Britain

I walked through the morning DEW AS the mist settled gently on the lake. ED WAS there with me. Suddenly, above the lake, there appeared an apparition of DAWES.

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I hear that Zodiac fucked Soviet Russia's mother.

@avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus, I don't think they were mocking you because you chose not to watch 'Mad Men'. I think they were mocking you because you expressed your opinion in such a dickish and unamusing way, as indeed you so often do.

Thanks, AV club. This column helped me waste a good couple of days during the dreaded Christmas/New Year dead zone. Thanks to those little electrical sprites, I no longer feel so hideously lonely.

I'd vote for Malcolm Turnbull in a second, and I'm traditionally a Greens voter. If only Tony Abbott could somehow be fed through a sausage-making machine, and the resulting sausages shot into space.

Is there some was of searching through AV club profiles? I frequently want to look up particular posters, but the search bar at the top only seems to search through article content.

That was a strong motif in the book as well. In fact, if I remember correctly there was an actual flip-book section featuring that famous footage of the guy jumping.

I love how the mere mention of Steven Spielberg is enough to drive you into an internet rage. Don't ever change, Lobsters.

I think he means Frost without Pegg.

Come come Mister Bond, you derive as much pleasure from killing as I do.

I've always loved you, Charley One-Eye.

You have a fertile and interrogative mind, my friend.