"Scoring goals in soccer is hard."
True, but it'd be a little less dramatic if the big moment of the movie was the main character making a brilliant head-fake followed by a pass upfield that almost creates a shot on goal.
It would be more accurate though. That's why I don't watch soccer.

It was clean and wholesome in ancient Greece and it's clean and wholesome now.

It was clean and wholesome in ancient Greece and it's clean and wholesome now.

Late nineties: Run Lola Run.

Late nineties: Run Lola Run.

If Bill Clinton can be a black man, then why not Alan Ruck?

If Bill Clinton can be a black man, then why not Alan Ruck?

But what would Sun Yat-Sen say?

But what would Sun Yat-Sen say?

IT COULD HAPPEN TOMORROW.

IT COULD HAPPEN TOMORROW.

The twist is the graboids from Tremors show up. Oh, and spoiler alert.

The twist is the graboids from Tremors show up. Oh, and spoiler alert.

C'est mal.

C'est mal.

They're the original odd couple!

They're the original odd couple!

I took it as read.

I took it as read.

Well that'll never earn a ZMF commentary video.