First job I ever worked was at a fish and chips restaurant. I snuck a whole garbage bag full of beer bottles out of there the day I quit, because fuck that place.

I'm intrigued. Will they also do anything to anyone?

I'm intrigued. Will they also do anything to anyone?

Down with homework! Down with homework!

Down with homework! Down with homework!

No no no no. No.

No no no no. No.

Oh, so that's what 'Bobcaygeon' was about.

Oh, so that's what 'Bobcaygeon' was about.

You just lay down some bamboo and the mommy panda comes out to get some food for her babies and BAM! you peel her one.

You just lay down some bamboo and the mommy panda comes out to get some food for her babies and BAM! you peel her one.

Nope. You must have dreamed it.

Nope. You must have dreamed it.

@avclub-10160acb3881e739b429644b0aa019e5:disqus I was hoping someone would pick up on that! AV Club never really lets me down.

@avclub-10160acb3881e739b429644b0aa019e5:disqus I was hoping someone would pick up on that! AV Club never really lets me down.

I need to watch season one again…

I need to watch season one again…

Me and my friends are always howling in pain for each other.

Me and my friends are always howling in pain for each other.

Joins an arcade, almost becomes lumpy, gets swallowed by a whale, etc….