The coolest city in America is Minneapolis, which has an annual average temperature of around 45 degrees Fahrenheit.
Also, there's the cherry spoon.

What is life?

What is life?

This is why a girl I know refuses to eat sushi.

This is why a girl I know refuses to eat sushi.

Garfield is actually about a big fat pussy.

Garfield is actually about a big fat pussy.

I'd rather eat a shotgun.

I'd rather eat a shotgun.

Fast and bulbous = the Mascara Snake

Fast and bulbous = the Mascara Snake

What now, Cathy?

What now, Cathy?

Moby Dick is actually about Michael Stipe's penis.

Moby Dick is actually about Michael Stipe's penis.

I called in sick, and now I actually feel that way.

I called in sick, and now I actually feel that way.

I've looked for the answer to that myself, but never found anything on it.

I've looked for the answer to that myself, but never found anything on it.

Why did I read past the spoiler warning? You've ruined that whole episode for me, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus.