…and then they retconned it.

I don't count Wizard of Oz, returning to grey Kansas…

See what the hero cop left behind.

Two plus two is…

I think someone associated with the show flat-out stated that the cut to black was Tony getting shot. I'm pretty sure that was in the AV Club newswire a while back but can't find it just now.

Do any Hemingway novels have happy endings?

So embarrassed that I had to google that.

Kevin Smith says it's a downer ending, and Kevin Smith is one depressing sack of shit, so he should know….

Yeah, the Texan dies of a heart attack. But everyone else still walks away from the funeral whistling.

Yeah, I've never seen the movie, but I remember the book having a "and then everyone decided to do something and everything worked out in the end" type conclusion.
Spoiler: A resurrected character even!

I see your link, and raise you a:
http://www.harkavagrant.com…

Kate Beaton, Carly Monardo and Meredith Gran are the heartthrobs of webcomics. But watch what you say, or you might end up getting dropkicked by a…
Strong Female Character!
http://strongfemales.tumblr…
Sexism is over forever!

"Macdonald was the first prime minister of Canada. —ed."

Also, unlike Achewood's Chris Onstad, Kate Beaton is unlikely to end her comic with a story arc involving one of her main characters having a homosexual encounter in the back of a serial killer's van.

And thank you, Señor Rabin, for saving our village.

Well obviously plants don't have balls.

Bush should be arrested.
Either one.

Ha ha ha?

"They're just making music. How can you hate someone who's just making music?"
"But mom, they suck!"
"Well," (sniffs offendedly) "I like them."

Pink had a backing band, though. They were called "The Hawks."