First he warms them up, them he glazes them.

And even though they said smaller portions froze better, the judges criticized Kevin for not cutting his steak big enough. Yet not a word about the sugar in Angelo's dish.

I had pretty much the same reaction as Tom when I heard Kelly say the 'space camp' line. Just way too nerdy not to be adorable.

Lord Running Clam, that is a really interesting idea. If I did end up watching the movie, I think it would be with that in mind.

Ah, the 20's. When men wore hats and dames used cigarette holders. When liquor was illegal and therefore more fun. When lobbies had cigarette girls instead of vending machines. When art deco saved even public buildings from looking ugly. When women died in childbirth and hospitals had no penicillin.
So who else is…

Skunk Ape or beaten dog? Off he goes with his tail between his legs.

I hear that.

My business card used to be a gum wrapper.

I also have a slight shoe fetish.

Exact same thing happened to me. Flipping channels late at night, and then what the fuck is going on?

Haven't read this guy's stuff
But I heard he talked shit about Oprah, so he's okay in my book.

Never Seen It
I'm a Dune lifer. I've read every book in the series and even enjoyed them despite (because of?) the strange places they go. I've read just about everything else by Frank Herbert for that matter. I even gave the new Dune books written by Herbert's son and Kevin J. Anderson a shot (turned out they were to…

If you don't mind a low-budget production, the SciFi miniseries is totally decent. It's so cash-strapped some explosion shots actually get re-used, but the main stuff like the sandworms still looks good, and more importantly it manages to follow the book's plot without embarrassing itself or lapsing into…

My name is a killing word. It makes it hard to meet new people.

That and sitting on a toilet seat.

All you really have to do is act distant and standoffish for about a week. Then my self-esteem will crumble and I'll do something desperate to prove you still love me, like agreeing to anal, and secretly throwing out my birth control pills. I'll break the news to you when I'm about three months pregnant.
Won't it be…

Didn't know he covered that. Link Wray just got even more awesome for me.

We should get this on the book jacket. That and maybe a "FUCKING OWNS" -ZMF.

Q.E.D.

So what you're saying is Hitchcock's The Birds was a prequel to a musical about 9/11?