I did and loved that she didn't care at all. It seemed much more in character.

Bloop

That just doesn't sound like Parks' groove, to be honest. Parks is consistently hilarious, but also consistently warm and not particularly risk-taking. Comparing it to Archer or Community seems kind of stupid, since they're not really on the same show wavelengths. It's like asking your recently retired mother who has…

Us too! My mom has an All My Children novelization that was very popular in my middle school. It was like a soap opera but without the fade to black of TV.

Oh boy, are you ever missing out on a whole world of furtive teenage girl sex books! We had something of an underground when I was in that 14-15 year old zone.

"Perhaps Thoroughly Modern Millie?"

In Emily's defense, she's not trying to rope him in with it, just making sure they get to the wedding day. And hey, if Jack is any example, in six months Daniel will be completely over it.

There's broke and then there's rich people broke.

That's as good a way as any to get featured on The Soup.

Yep, I was always grossed out by any senior guys macking on freshman girls. They were always the loseriest of losers, too.

I've rooted for many tough luck couples in media, but this list is pretty much the opposite of any ones I've actually liked. And I've even watched most of these. Rick and Isla is pretty much the only one I actually got behind.

Yup. She goes to England to live with her aunt in the aftermath of her father remarrying a woman who doesn't like her much, and winds up boning her cousin. You know, typical teen stuff.

I read the book a couple of years ago and I had no idea it was getting a film. In fact, I was so confused by the idea of it getting a film that I clicked on this review just to see if it was in fact the same property. It was kind of boring and the end made me laugh, which I know wasn't the intention. So good luck to…

Ohhh that's where I know him from.

I actually really dig Tyler Posey and Crystal Reed's scenes together about 98% of the time, but that doesn't mean I don't also think Isaac and Scott should make out. Because they should.

Me too, especially since I like him about a thousand times more than I liked Jackson.

Isn't Alex 15 playing 16? She's the same age as Luke's actor, but Luke's playing a year younger than he is.

Wait so there are more Southern lawyer stereotypes than Hyper Chicken, a simple alien from a backwoods asteroid? Kiss my grits!

My mom's alive and kicking and hopefully will be for another few decades, given her age, but I still teared up during his conversation with Annie. Modern Family can be really uneven, but Ty Burrell totally deserves his Emmy.

The Crazy Ones looks, pardon my French, nuts.