As long as cracking someone up.

I want the velociraptor
It'll be great for keeping those darn kids off my lawn.

Is this thread missing several posts? Or are you all having separate conversations?

Age
Is Dana Carvey really almost 70? That seems crazy

Missing the point
Wasn't Letterman's joke about Bristol, though? And Palin decided to take it as being about Willow? And why the fuck do I know the names of this woman's children?

I can't be bothered to do the research (ie, wikipedia) that will back up what I'm about to say, so you'll just have to trust me.

That happens sometimes. I recently read about that kid from Granada who was whisked off to Nepal as the reincarnation of a lama. He's at film school in Spain now, and is seriously pissed off at the monks.

For extra confusion, Jodie from Today's Special used to occasionally host Polka Dot Door as well…I just couldn't get my head around that as a kid, no matter how many times my Dad tried to explain the concept of "actors" to me…

Thibalt dies?!
My younger brother watched Wishbone all the time, so he was pretty freaked out by how much violence there was in the production of Romeo and Juliet we took him to when he was about 10 or 11. When Romeo kills Thibalt, he actually yelled out "Wait, Thibalt dies??"

The random stripper who slept on my couch had a very interesting life, but not one that I would wish on anyone…

How did you know who he was before he opened his mouth? His first line was spoken off-screen…

I've come to the realisation that I'm not nearly self-absorbed enough to use twitter, but far too self-absorbed to care what anyone else tweets.

What's even more amazing is that Lloyd-Webber actually showed up and played piano on stage. Surely he had better things to do than accompany some anonymous singer at the continent's biggest joke of an event? I know he's not exactly a bastion of class himself, but really.

mbs, that would imply that you could actually get a date.

Saw it last night
It was like an exhausting, 2.5 hour scavenger hunt and history lecture.

Ford eaten by wolves
I remember that sketch, but I always thought I'd seen it on SNL, didn't know I'd ever seen any of the Carvey show.

Man, my girlfriend's dad had masonic funeral service…freaked me out a bit, being Catholic and all.

Lovecraft, what in God's name is "long pig"?

For years, I referred to M. Bison as "Mr Bison"

Grape wine?
I find it odd that they need to specify that…