Um, can London England get a decider before Kentucky please? I'll let you borrow my sub-editor, and some of you can sleep on my air mattress in the living room.

Unfortunately, I'm a journalist, so I have zero skills to contribute to a post-apocalyptic gang…unless you want me to write your legend

I saw Peter Serafinowicz on the tube once. He got off at Westminster.

That's pretty much what Battlefront is too, but with lasers.

I had a dream about kittens just before I woke up this morning. It put me in a good mood for the day.

Well, I've been looking for a lazy way to get a photo into my profile…

er Channel 4, a TV station, not an early version of the perfume. And I have no idea why that double posted…

Except epidermis is actually your skin. That always bothered me.

Anyone know when the new season will be on in the UK? I'll even pay my TV license for it!

I constantly sing 'Most Beautiful Girl in the Room' and 'Business Time' to my girlfriend. Amazingly, we're still together.

Strangely, the site seems to think I haven't made a comment since October, although my brain is mostly mush by now, so that could indeed be true

Yeah, I've only been reading for about 10 minutes, and my eyes are killing me. I'm going to have to wear sunglasses in the office now, which will make my boss suspicious.

When I logged in so I could post some inane babble about the format here, it took me straight to the main feature instead of back to this page…odd. I guess I'll only bother to e-mail about it if it happens again though.

Banmar, I'm shuddering to think what a douche baguette is…some kind of french bread? Sounds unappetising and uncomfortable.

Wait, now I'm confused. We called it Snakes & Ladders in Canada, but now that I'm in England, it's Chutes & Ladders…

When is the annual bad band names column coming out? My pub quiz team has been using Those Fucking Unicorns for the past year, and we're getting bored of it. Also, the question asker guy hates us for making him swear.

Hey Hang, did you learn that from watching QI, like I did? Or do you get your trivia from a source other than Stephen Fry?

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What the fuck is"scrap gold"?

Hmm
I read that title as "I have come from a PLANET that crashed in the mountains"

See, here's the problem with all the random fake people on these boards. I can't tell if this is the real Chauncey being sarcastic, or a fake one trying to make him look stupid.