I think you mean "per qarat"

Mr. McDuck, tear down this wall!

She's not the Manic Pixie Dream Girl we deserve, but she's the one we need

[Shakes head]

This is the part of the comments where an old person like me says I don't know any of these songs.  So here goes:

Romero and Juliet?

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
SHIP'S GONE DOWN
AND CAP'S NOT LEAVING

Watched it last night and I noticed that too

JJ Abrams and Lance Armstrong?  Pretty sure the movie will feature a red ball somewhere.

And there goes my Breaking Balls joke.  Man, you have to be quick on this website.

227 the place to be
Saturdays on NBC

McRib jokes?  Was this put together by a hack stand up comedian from the 1990s?  Can't wait for next week:

"I want the blue!"

And in the end,
the piss you take,
is equal to the liquid,
you intake

And in the end,
the piss you take,
is equal to the liquid,
you intake

Maybe your best one yet.  Wow.

Maybe your best one yet.  Wow.

It's Hanukkah, in Hollis, Queens
Mom's eatin latkes and sour cream

It's Hanukkah, in Hollis, Queens
Mom's eatin latkes and sour cream

That's his non-union Swedish equivalent.  Bork bork bork!