I smell a half hour special and your own pilot presentation.

To your credit, you do seem really keyed into what's funny.

You might like Arrested Development. Ahead of its time!

You seem fun.

I will watch the living shit out of this.

And I accept your fart humbly, for I am a real man.

Hey, fuck you!

I'll expand on that, even though this probably interests nobody, it kind of cracks me up in retrospect. And my memory is hazy so if anyone else has any insight on this fascinating subject, feel free to jump in.

I checked out their Better Call Saul coverage, the latest review read like a horrible Buzzfeed article with terrible memes and gifs.

I was permanently banned from TWoP for participating in a "rival" message board.

Happy to be kept abreast of your reading comprehension skills.

Hating Bevers for being disgusting is so beside the point. Marry me, Bevers.

Not exactly. He was in hot water for perjuring himself, and his lawyer encouraged him to invoke the fifth on all questions to eliminate any potential for perjuring himself further. "All but admitted" has no place in any serious discussion of a case. I'm not defending Fuhrman, he's obviously a monster, but we saw no…

There was no fabricated evidence.

I didn't interpret the scene that way. I think that look was her realization that there was no way she could ever convince the other jury members to vote guilty.

Any way Showtime can retroactively make all of their shows limited series? The whole "unlimited series" model has not treated them kindly.

"Kevin Smith hits the nail on the head with his Batman V Superman critique," or as I like to call it, "Sentences that turn my penis into string cheese."

Speak on that.

Thanks, but I'm not even really trying.

Gonna need at least 40 other bands whose name starts with Holy.