I saw him at a Q & A where he addressed this - basically he doesn't want to do it as he saw it as played out, and that's why he went the Odorama route with Polyester. This was a long time ago, though - right after Hairspray and well before the current 3D revival, so maybe he has reconsidered.

I saw him at a Q & A where he addressed this - basically he doesn't want to do it as he saw it as played out, and that's why he went the Odorama route with Polyester. This was a long time ago, though - right after Hairspray and well before the current 3D revival, so maybe he has reconsidered.

For some reason I really want to see Jonah Hill play Divine in a John Waters "Dreamlanders" biopic. And since Steve Buscemi is too old for the Waters part, maybe that creepy looking dude who played one of the McPoyles in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

For some reason I really want to see Jonah Hill play Divine in a John Waters "Dreamlanders" biopic. And since Steve Buscemi is too old for the Waters part, maybe that creepy looking dude who played one of the McPoyles in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

The whole film is creepy in that the fantasy Manhattan is so… empty. Few people and lot fucked up creatures. The Will Smith "I Am Legend" Manhattan is less intimidating.

Pi anticipates Aranofsky's inability to properly end a movie.

I think Maron has an advantage in that he doesn't have to be funny, unlike Comedy Bang Bang or the others. His interviews are more compelling when they get serious.

It's an ok book. If you've seen Battle Royale, then you've got the basic idea already, except Hunger Games has longer scenes of sitting in a cave nursing a sick boyfriend, for you "sitting in a cave nursing a sick boyfriend" fans.

And now here's Beaker with our "In Memoriam".

He's got the bod, but his face is so bad news.

Depressingly realistic, you mean. Geeks lusting after the hot girl should know what's up before they get their expectations raised too high. And the film taught us that swimming pool chlorine will not kill your crabs. Life lessons!

She was also in The Beaver Trilogy. Ok, you pervs - don't get too excited. Unless you get off on Crispin Glover and Sean Penn cross-dressing to impersonate Olivia Newton-John, then get fucking excited!

How did his theme song to "We Need To Talk About Kevin" not even get nominated? Well, I mean other than the fact it's a fake.

The clock in Leslie's car when she's leaving the dance to meet up with Ben said 6:47, so yeah, the dance must have started very early.

I still want the reality dating series "Courting Love". The way-too-young alternative douchebag guys could have challenges like "remembering key points of her rants so that it appears you are listening" and, of course "pharmacology - mixing the pills so that she calms the fuck down, but you don't kill her". And when…

Miguel Sandoval (the guy singing this) wrote this ditty AND the Karl's Disco Weiner Haven song from Straight to Hell. Unsung musical genius? Obviously.

Slumdog was lucky to win - it's just ok, and would have be as liked/hated and remembered as Boyle's film Sunshine if it hadn't won.

That "Kill Them All" finale was spectacular - especially when Varro's wife gets her revenge. But nobody should start with that episode. Newbies should just suffer through the first few episodes with the confidence it is about to get amazing. The show's writers are really good at building the characters and making the…

Wow - it's like we saw completely different films. Those scenes (especially the sonar bit) was all disorienting rapid cuts.

I wish more people would set aside their expectations of a film based on who made it and be more objective in evaluating the film they are watching. If you already like Tarantino or Christopher Nolan or Terrance Mallick or whoever, it doesn't mean the new film is going to automatically be great or even good. You are…